Ensis Dei

The ED forums are not what they use to be. So, I have taken it upon my duty to start the fire!

Rules for Sentence of the Day are:

1) Only 3 sentences may be submitted per day.
2) Nothing offensive that even I wont say, or do.
3) Has to be a sentence, no paragraphs!!!

To start things off! My sentence of the day!!

Chuck Norris' mind is so sharp that he once wrestled with a riddle and accidentally killed the answer.
FOR THE BATHROOM!!!

Goo is what tape is all about. Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper.

Stay thirsty my friends.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

No matter where you go...

there you are

There I was, in the desert, when the drugs started to take affect.

If your life had a face I would punch it.

The early bird gets the worm but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Everyone has a purpose in life, even if it is only to serve as a bad example for the rest of us.

The early worm gets eaten; sleep in.